I get a note in my son's school bag asking for boiled eggs for the kids to color when the three "special day classes" get together for their "spring celebration". Being the team player I am, I boil up a dozen last night. On the way out to the magic bus, I drop the damn things!! Lucky for me, my "potty mouth" filter was on (kids are on their way to school). It was so nice to present my contribution to the teacher. Fuck.
I went to target and bought the rest of the stuff they asked for the party, at least I didn't screw that one up.