GODDESS I LOVE MY BARTENDER AT WORK.
"Maeve, don't forget your diet coke"
I look over at Bob, and then it hits....."Oh yeaaaaaaaah, my DIET coke." I take a big sip, it's whiskey with MAYBE splash of diet coke in it. Yeah, Bob is getting a big tip tonight.
Had a great time with Pudd'n and his class mates. They got a kick out of feeding the ducks. I started to get excited because the ducks came up on land to eat around our feet. They normally just stay in the water and keep their distance. So I start thinking "oh wow, maybe they know that these little boys are "special" and they are coming closer than normal". Then it hits me "well DUH! You don't have 3 dogs in tow dumbass!". No one ever said I was the sharpest tool in the shed.