Today I had to mind the WHOLE classroom while Mrs. S was in a meeting. A regular teacher was there to supervise, but she had no clue as to what was going on. Now mind you, I'm with A.D.D. kids and they chew up & spit out any sub that walks through the door. Well..........Until yours truly showed up! Working with these kids has been a pic nic compared to the pre school & elementary aged Autistic kids I work with. A few times they tried to test me, I gave them "the look". "The look" has been handed down on my mother's side of the family along with our dark hair & eyes and our ability for holding great quantities of booze. "The look" tells you to "don't fuck with me, I WILL put you through that wall and enjoy it". Plus I've been told I have a really evil smile. Throw that in and screw with their little heads. Sorry kids, you met your match with me. The sub was amazed at how quiet and on task the kids were.
This weekend is the Irish festival. I can't wait, hot men in kilts! Music........FOOD! I am SO there! I wonder if the guy with the life sized wooden rocking horse will be there. Missy & I turned a few heads when we rode that thing together. Picture this if you will............Life sized rocking horse, Missy (petite, skinny, blonde) and me on this horse together. She starts moaning like she is ready to orgasm, she starts calling out my name. "Oh Maeve, yes Maeve, OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh baby yeah...........You get the picture? A group of men got whip lash trying to see us. And there is poor Lili, trying not to pee her pants laughing. Oh wait, she was standing funny not because she had to pee..........C had fucked her silly and she was SORE. Yes, I cannot wait to see what fun awaits for us this year.