In response to Venus' "questionare" I thought I'd put this one in that I got from a friend. It is way funnier than any thing that my poor over worked brain can think of right now.

1--WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? White, if you chip away the crusted tomato sauce.

2--WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The one Lisa wrote, I am pirating it for overseas "clients".
3--WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some crummy baby.
4--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Fortress America
5--FAVORITE MAGAZINE? FHM / Maxim. Same thing.

6-- FAVORITE SMELL? Burning meat

7--LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Seafood
8-WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? What did I do with the body?
9--LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Duke Blue

10--HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2, if I hear it over the chipper/shredder.
11--FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? If a boy….Theophilius. If a girl……Theophilius.
12--WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Women
13--FAVORITE SOUNDS? Women
14--CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? What….women?
15--DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? You mean there is another option?
16--DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Animal…….no.
17--STORMS--COOL OR SCARY? Way cool.
18--WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1986 Ford Mustang

19--IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Robert E Lee
20--WHAT IS ONE WISH? One fewer than 2 wishes. See answers to 12 and 13
21--DO YOU EAT BROCCOLI STEMS? No. I don't eat dandelions either.
22--IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB--WHAT WOULD IT BE? Western Observer / Tenured Professor
23--IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Clear
24--HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE MORE THAN ONCE? Yep
25--IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? Hmmm…what if it fell in the woods and nobody heard it?
26--WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES? A League of Their Moans / Saving Private Ryan
27--DO YOU TYPE WITH THE RIGHT KEYS? I type with my fingers.
28--WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? That body I was wondering about earlier….
29--WHAT'S YOUR LUCKY NUMBER? The number of points by which anyone beats Duke.
30--WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? Everyone I know dying before I do.
31--SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Lisa….cares about how I feel.
34--FAVORITE CD? Bought? Suzy Bogguss Greatest Hits.
35-- FAVORITE TV SHOW? Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Fastest 30 minutes on TV
36--HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG? Burger, man.

37--FAVORITE SOFT DRINK? Coke
38--THE BEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN? New Orleans, during the 1993 Final Four

39--WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? UT Tower, orange, with "1" in lights.
41--FULL NAME? Yep…not much room left.
42--CATS OR DOGS? Dogs
43--HOLIDAY LIGHTS? COLORS man! Or else….what's the point? I can see white lights 11 months out of the year.