I was talking to Spaz tonight and I was telling her about the pidgeon eating that Sam did earlier in the week.
Me: So I walk in and I notice feather's EVERY where.
Spaz: Riiiiiiiight, blame your chicken sacrificing on the dog. Come on, we all know that you killed the pidgeon for a sacrifice!
Me: Dork, that is VooDoo, I practice Wicca.