GODDAMNED MOTHER FUCKING GOAT PUPPY!!!!
Our neighbor's cat killed a bird in our yard. Samwise took it upon himself to eat what was left of the bird IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM!!! I come home to what was left of the bird carcass and feathers EVERYWHERE. Now mind you, I left the dogs with THREE bones to chew upon today. THREE!! The two older dogs wanted nothing to do with them, Sam ate 2 out of the three bones. Plus a plant, my jeans and now this fucking bird. I swear if he was not so good with my son I'd kill him. I'd fucking choke the living shit out of his little goat/puppy ass.