To the fuck head that stole a bottle of wine tonight.

May you get no mental rest until you pay for what you stole. May what you did comes back to you x3, x3, x3. This is my will so mote it be!! Muther fucker!!!

Okay, now on to the mundane aspect of my life. Work was insane! We have 13 tables inside and they were ALL full. I even had people waiting at the bar for tables to be cleaned and cleared when they were finally free. Oh did I mendsion that I'm THE ONLY WAITRESS ON THE FLOOR!?! Phuck my pussay! I'm on my 3rd glass of wine trying to relax.
Had a good laugh, read Venus's blog. She got her tongue pierced (ugh, no thanks!). I told Steve and he said "Lisa in Texas?", which sent me into a fit of laughter. My dear Lissie is as straight of an arrow as they come. Her parents hated me (well her mom did, I dressed like the true slut that I am and her father secretly loved it.) She still to this day comes to me for sex advice & stuff like that. I showed her how to do blow jobs with a carrot (in the school lunch room). Any way, I'm rambling.
blah blah blah. I should go read something to expand my mind, but all I want to do it drink my wine, watch tv and feel my ass expand.