We have a new victim......um I mean waitress at work. We'll see how long she lasts. I had a great time terrorizing Slappy tonight. He needed change and the hostess handed over her wallet and told him to dig it out, she was too busy. He said "no, I don't do that". I was near by and said "hey, it's not like she's asking you to go buy her tampons". Dawn starts cracking up, Slappy blushes and starts squirming. I don't think he even buys his wife's tampons! Then later in the evening, he goes to open a bottle of Moretti with his hand. What's the problem with that? You need a bottle opener for that kind of beer. So his right hand is all chewed up. I look at it and say "looks like you'll be making a new friend with your left hand". After blushing and getting a bit flustered, he sheepishly admits he uses can use either hand. EWWWWWWWWWWW LMAO!
This time next week I'll be in VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!! Yeah baby! Me, Lili & Venus! whoooooooohoooooooo~
I'm really looking forward to tomorrow night's drag show too. Just remind Laura not to jump on me. I know she only weighs as much as my son, but my hip & back still can't take it. Thanksgiving is going to be fun too. I love the food at Tivoli Terrace. I wonder what baubles I'll be getting this year. I hope she has more moon stones. Well it is time for me to watch Queer Eye. It's the best show!