AAAAAAAAAah! What a fine thing to wake up to this morn. Photos of Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow.
YEAH BABY YEAH! FUCK ME TO TEARS! MAKE ME BARK LIKE THE DOG THAT I AM! (insert hand slapping on bare ass sound here). Thank you, thank you Saga for that lovely quiz. My computer screen is wet from me licking it. Just don't tell my sweetie Brendan Shanahan, I'm sure he'll be jealous. Wait! Maybe he'll want a three some! *heavy sigh* yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaaah baby!
Got pudd'n a hair cut last night, he looks so damn cute. Turns out he is not sick, his allergies are flaring up. I agreed to work tonight, which sucks because my boys are on tonight. Lucky for me they are playing tomorrow night too. Ah fuck, I have to go cook some dinner................