Demora of Omaha's Wild Animal Kingdom
You would think we would get a fucking clue. Mr.S wakes me up to tell me there is a live mouse behind the hutch and the terrier is going nuts. Great! Where is Beastmaster Lisa when you need her? Isn't she applying for this kind of job or something? So out come the brooms & stuff..........We've done this before.
Dumb terrier won't get the hell out of the way and I have to shoo her off with the broom.........Ok I threatened her with bodily harm. Shooing was not doing the trick. The dumb mouse manages to run into the half of the sliding glass door that does not open and proceeds to run from the WIDE open half. It gets behind my computer table where it was cornered and unfortunately killed by Mr. S.
My throat is killing me today and I could not get to sleep past midnight last night. I'm getting a little tired of the universe telling me to "slow down". The accident was bad enough, now I have to have a fucking cold the week before the big party? WTF? I am trying to get my self in a better frame of mind for the party. My girls won't be there, yeah sure I know a few people, but it won't be the same. They are nice people, I just don't have the closeness that I share with the girls. And the ones I USED to be close with will probably act like I have the fucking plauge because they can't think for themselves and blindly follow the leader. Well that is my opinion any way. I may be pleasantly surprised and they may act nice. Waa Waa, yes, I want some cheese to go with my whine. Fuck the cheese.........I want some chicken soup. On the bright side, maybe I can drop 5 lbs by this weekend. Is that sick or what? Yah, bring on the sore throat! Can't eat and don't want to! I'm also pissed because now I won't be able to sub today and I forgot to call on the other job yesterday. Iam so cranky right now I cannot stand myself. I want my Mommy!
I know, this is all Gerldine's fault! There ya go! I can now do a banishing or better yet, I'll whip out my Voodoo doll! OOOOOOOOO Scary!
I guess I'll go look up "mouse" in my totem book. I'm sure you all are tired of hearing me whine & rant.
Oh well, it's MY blogg! I can whine and rant all I want! So there! Neeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!
