Oh no you don't slappy!
I get a phone call from Kerri yesterday and it went in to voice mail. The ring tone for my phone calls on my new phone sucks hot sweaty balls and I can't hear it most of the time. What I do hear is the little bell telling me I missed a call. I immediatly call her back and she does not pick up. I then listen to the voice mail she left and try to call her again. She still does not pick up and I leave a message. She wanted to get together so I can meet her newest fling; I had to work so I told her in the message it would have to be another night.Later on while I'm at work I get another message from her asking "why hadn't I called back, that is not like me".
Oh no you just didn't bitch.
First off while you were leaving me the first message your phone should have beeped to let you know a call was coming in. Second it should show you that not only do you have two missed calls from me you have a voice mail. So I don't know where the fuck you are getting off saying I didn't leave a message. Shit I called you back so damn quickly I know the fucking phone was probably in your hand!
I left her a semi nasty message pointing this shit out. I'm not in to playing games and I don't know what the fuck you are up to, but I want no part of it. Fucking fly straight or you will lose the last friend you have.