Nice try slick...........The tradition at the house of the fucking hat is if you work on your birthday the announcer gets the whole resturant to sing happy birthday to you.
And some one makes a covert move to splat whipped cream in your face.
I had hoped to skip this tradition tonight when I went in to work; I didn't want to accidentally give some one a black eye.
And I'm the oldest person there, you have to respect your elders right??
Jon & Matt thought they'd be all slick but they fell far from the mark. Trey got the resturant to sing to me, Jon stood next to me (with his hands behind his back) and Matt tried to act like he was getting whipped cream from the fountain. He was being WAY too obvious about it so I knew it had to be some one standing closer to me. Just as the song ended Jon's hand came up and I blocked it sending whipped cream all over table 34. Thank all that is holy there were no customers sitting on that side of the booth. I only got a little whipped cream on my eye and on the fucking hat. I then proceeded to mad dog those two bone heads for the rest of my shift and when they were not looking I'd sneak up and pinch them.